An Art Lesson For Europe

My name is ArtCo . Among other things, I clean toilets for a living.

Certain shameful episodes that have occurred over the past few months in the name of art, including 'ciggie busters' and '10:10', have awoken a passion in me that has been dormant for years. That passion is of course Art.

Firstly when I refer to 'artists' in this post I'm using the term very loosely.  I not only mean painters and sculptors etc but 'luvvies, pop stars, writers and directors' too. Especially the righteous ones that seem to think they are knowledgeable in politics, economics, climate science and all the world’s ills. These luvvies can learn to project their voices as far as they want, it’s still the same drivel that reaches the back of the theatre, the same rancid bile that left their mouths.

Art used to be a noble and proud profession but not any more.

Since the leftist liberalist governments of the past decimated all disciplines in our education system, when you say you are an artist people now think you are, let’s face it, not very intelligent. People think an artist these days is the person that didn't even have enough qualifications for 'Meeja Studies'. People think an artist these days is a workshy lazy scrounging hanger-on, and who can argue with them? Because we have been told anyone can be an artist, there are no losers in our education system. We must be all as talented as each other.

What these art college tutors and professors seem to forget is that real art is not simply about pretty pictures or sculptures. Real art is all about free thinking, real art is about original ideas, real art is about provoking discussion and real art is about challenging opinions. Real art is not about propaganda, dogma, ideology or state sponsored misinformation. Today's artists are just pre-programmed socialist robots that delude themselves into believing what they have been told, that they are indeed artists.

Franny and Richard of 10:10.

So, you call yourselves artists do you? Firstly you do not create art, you regurgitate vile propaganda and newspeak, no doubt for your own personal gain. This in itself precludes you from calling yourselves artists. Let’s face it, a turd in a shoebox is still a turd in a shoebox whatever room in the Tate you put it in, am I right Franny? It is obvious to me that you were

a: never Free Thinkers or

b: You were free thinkers at one time but you have decided to commit treason against the people of the world for your own personal advancement.

If b: is the case then you should be deeply, deeply ashamed and you will be brought to account.

Your art may be on the ascendancy now, my friends, but in the fullness of time it will end up where it belongs, and that place is in your own mind because everyone else will have written it off as just pure socialist EU drivel.

It is a fact that faeces float for a while before they start to decompose and then they sink and rot away to disappear, just like your so called art.

Real art never sinks, real art will always be at the top.

An Art Lesson for Franny and Richard, Artists and Luvvies.

So after having my blood boiled by 10:10, Ciggie busters and of course the tokenistic ramblings of the luvvies I thought I'd do an 'Art Project' of my own.

Firstly who am I?

I am an ordinary person who is sick and tired of the EU, the righteous, the government, the BBC, quangos, fake charities, NGO's, climate disruption scammers and many other anti democratic parasites that I am forced to pay for.

Am I an artist?

Well I think so, I'm the best artist writing this, as I've said previously I clean toilets among other things but I can paint a bit and I can think a lot. No doubt when the lefties and leeches see what I have to say and what I've painted they will accuse me of being all sorts of things but not an artist.

After all who can be an artist if they haven't got a degree in art? That's right. I never went to the Royal College of Socialist Indoctrination where the only colour theory you learn is that of red and green. Not even an art 'O' Level. Self taught artist, I learnt through reading about the old masters techniques, then practicing and practicing again. I do traditional art but I still admire modern art, in fact I admire all forms of free thinking art.

I'll let the public decide if I'm an artist or not.

'Europa'

Ok artists and luvvies , Franny and Richard - are you listening?

Europa is a painting in praise of all Europeans. I am sure every European, like me, thinks that his own country is the thoroughbred of Europe and rightly so, this does not mean it’s racist because I include everyone in Europe.

The horse represents the whole of Europe.

The obvious disgust I have for the undemocratic EU that you can see about to trip over the horse, is prominently displayed for all to see. The time for subtlety has long gone. This is to provoke discussion with people that don't realize how far the EU and the righteous have affected their lives. And the EU or the righteous don't like discussion or debate as we know.

Because you see, if the horse breaks its legs then it will be put down. Oh yes no BUPA for Europa, shotgun to the head, bang and it’s no more. But there is hope, it may not trip up and get its legs ripped to bits by the barbed wire that's what all free thinking people will strive to make sure never happens.

The Clever Bits.

The Legs.

If you are an Equine artist or you work with or own a horse you will have noticed that the legs are a bit flat and x-ray like. This represents the state of Europe's education systems.

Decay starts from the ground up and lets face it all you need now is a copy of the little red book and a thousand nectar points and you can become a teacher.

All Teachers should be ashamed of themselves for the indoctrination and cultivation of the worker ants that the schools churn out. The EU, socialist and green misinformation you teach is rotting Europe from its very roots. Even European history is being expunged from our textbooks and not a whimper from you. Its time you started to think for yourselves. That's the only way we have any chance of a future for any of us. As someone once said "teach the children to think, not what to think".

The Head.

The head represents our very own Pravda the BBC and the MSM.

If you look closely the veins are slightly extended and the skull is a tad too prominent

Then look at the nose, oh my friends at the Biased BBC blog will love the nose. The nose signifies the poison that the BBC pumps into the veins of Europe and the World with its bias, bias by omission, Pro EU, socialist dogma, green lies, Anti Semitic, pro terrorist, anti British, anti US, anti republican, vile opinionated  newspeak.

Oh but it’s ok because it’s value for money isn't it, Bill and Sian? Maybe next time I have to scrape your excrement off the porcelain for £5.90 an hour I shall just think myself lucky that I am allowed to be the 'master of your stool' and that contributing to your not unsubstantial wages under the threat of imprisonment is after all value for money. Champagne socialists at their best.

One day BBC your day of reckoning will come and it won’t be soon enough.

Oh and btw Andrew (Rickets of the face) Marr you're represented by the horses arse.

The Stomach.

The stomach has a purple tinge to it just like all the traitorous undemocratic lying thieving national governments in Europe.

For all those who have forgotten their colour mixing from school, purple is made by mixing red and blue. All the same whatever colour you vote. I don't need to say any more.

Tic.

Yes there's a Tic on my horse, a big one. I won’t tell you where it is, just look for it, you will find it.

This represents all the quangos, NGO's, fake charities and the so called climate scientists. Yes, you are all tics that gorge yourselves on the blood of our proud continent, with your pseudo science, your skewed data nepotistic appointments and unbelievable opinion polls.

You are all compulsive liars that all need to be culled, every day more and more people are starting to question your lies and deceits. It won’t be long now, before the vet pulls you off the host and crushes you underfoot.

There are more things to see on 'Europa' but I'll leave that up to you all to work them out.

So artists and luvvies , Franny and Richard I hope you understood the lesson. You see real art is about ideas as I said. It’s about challenging the status quo and revealing the truth, do you understand, it’s not about filling your pockets at all.

Do you like my painting?

Probably not, I bet you would love to burn it wouldn't you? It would burn easily as its oil on hardboard , yes hardboard not canvas, I couldn't afford the canvas Franny, no grants or endorsements or taxpayers cash for me. Oh yes, you'd like it to burn because you are the sort of people that used to get the free thinking artists marched off to the  gulags and camps in the not so distant past. Isn't it ironic how this traditional piece of work rather than modern would now be classed as subversive if the EU get their way?

Is it a good piece of art, I think so. Is it shocking, well the clan Kinnock would be shocked to see someone questioning their Bisto Bullet Train. Mr Barroso and his cronies would probably think I need to be re-educated. And the Guardian hypocrites would be appoplexic that a mere cleaner would dare to speak his mind. 

Is it pure art? Maybe not, but it’s a pure idea.

I can’t be arrested for being in charge of a tube of paint, I can’t be arrested for discharging a loaded paintbrush in public. Not yet anyway. But if you and all the other brainwashed parasites get your way then maybe I am in a bit of trouble. All the bloggers and free thinking people will work damn hard to make sure that never happens, and maybe it will be you lot who will be in trouble, who knows?

This is my first salvo and I am going to be a thorn in your side for years to come, all you righteous and deluded fools. Art is more 'mainstream' than blogging so the more art forums my paintings go on the more people will start to discuss and learn about you parasites. 

Anyway the last line is for all the luvvies to memorise and project with their voices to the back of the theatre because lets face it, thinking isn't their strongpoint.

I am a cleaner, I am a thinker, I am an artist and this is my ART


'Europa' oil on hardboard 4ft by 2ft 8 ins (click to enlarge)



The BBC and MSM